15 new phrases to help us get over the lockdown blues

15 new phrases the help us get over the lockdown blues

Generatzon Z has come up with new ways to describe the disease and the effects it’s having on the world. From Mask-ara, the Elephant in the Zoom and coronacoaster are among some of the new phrases to help us get over the Coronadose.

 

Coronacoaster

The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional coronacoaster”.

 

Quarantinis

Experimental cocktails mixed from whatever random ingredients you have left in the house.

The boozy equivalent of a store cupboard supper. Southern Comfort and Ribena quarantini with a glacé cherry garnish, anyone? These are sipped at “locktail hour”, ie. wine o’clock during lockdown,

which seems to be creeping earlier with each passing week.

 

Blue Skype thinking

A work brainstorming session which takes place over a videoconferencing app. Such meetings might also be termed a “Zoomposium”. Naturally, they are to be avoided if at all possible.

 

Le Creuset wrist

It’s the new “avocado hand” – an aching arm after taking one’s best saucepan outside to bang during the weekly ‘Clap For Carers.’ It might be heavy but you’re keen to impress the neighbours with your high-quality kitchenware.

 

Coronials

As opposed to millennials, this refers to the future generation of babies conceived or born during coronavirus quarantine. They might also become known as “Generation C” or, more spookily, “Children of the Quarn”.

 

Furlough Merlot

Wine consumed in an attempt to relieve the frustration of not working. Also known as “bored-eaux” or “cabernet tedium”.

 

Coronadose

An overdose of bad news from consuming too much media during a time of crisis. Can result in a panicdemic.

 

Quentin Quarantino

An attention-seeker using their time in lockdown to make amateur films which they’re convinced are funnier and cleverer than they actually are.

 

Covidiot or Wuhan-ker

One who ignores public health advice or behaves with reckless disregard for the safety of others can be said to display “covidiocy” or be “covidiotic”. Also called a “lockclown” or even a “Wuhan-ker”.

 

Goutbreak

The sudden fear that you’ve consumed so much wine, cheese, home-made cake and Easter chocolate in lockdown that your ankles are swelling up like a medieval king’s.

 

Antisocial distancing

Using health precautions as an excuse for snubbing neighbours and generally ignoring people you find irritating.

 

Coughin’ dodger

Someone so alarmed by an innocuous splutter or throat-clear that they back away in terror.

 

Mask-ara

Extra make-up applied to “make one’s eyes pop” before venturing out in public wearing a face mask.

 

Covid-10

The 10 kilograms in weight that we’re all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking. Also known as “fattening the curve”.

 

Source; goodthingsguy

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